About Us

We all love a great story.

But imagine seeing products for what they are and avoiding the bad ones that sell you on story alone.

For education and sanity to help us all see things clearly, Clearly Clocks is a mix of real products and clumsy satirical marketing. 

Stories are meant for us to feel emotionally connected to a product. But it's for each of us to decide how important that connection is - as long as you see the story for what it is - you can better choose products that satisfy your needs (and yes, even when that includes the great story). 

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For the pure story lovers, we've got you...with a mix of truth and hearty emotional connection:

In this chaotic world, we all crave moments of clarity. We want to see things others can't and make sense of confusing times.

Clearly Clocks are designed to deliver you those moments.

--This is where we're supposed to give you a Call to Action to Buy Now! But we're a soft sell shop.

We just want you to better notice things for what they are in this crazy e-commerce world.--

See things clearly and choose products you'll really love.